How do automobiles fly?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?