What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What building always gets stains on it?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?