Where do stars go to college?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What bird is always sad?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?