What did the bicycle call its dad?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?