What's another name for a grandfather clock?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the lamb cross the road?