How did the pirate call his mother?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why did the frog starve?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?