Why are grandkids so great?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do elves learn in school?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you give an angry rhino?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do cows like to dance to?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?