What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?