What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

How do snowmen get information?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?