Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?