What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What table can you never sit at?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?