What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Which insect makes the best father?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What did the paper say to the pencil?