What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?