What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

How do automobiles fly?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?