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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What do you give a sick pig?