What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What style of music weighs the most?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What school subject really rocks?
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