What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why do two skunks argue?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's a forklift?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?