What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

I broke my finger!

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?