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What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What did the confused bee say?

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What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?