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Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's the most determined bird?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

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What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?