What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
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