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He called a tow truck.
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What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do fireflies start a race?
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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
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