What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
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