Why don't ostriches fly ?

What kind of bird can write?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?