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He called a tow truck.
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Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
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