What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?