Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?