What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Where do polar bears vote?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?