Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the barber win the race?

How can you farm during the winter?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?