Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What tree has the most bark?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do termites go camping?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do you call a hairless poodle?