How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
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