What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?