Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What car always breaks the rules?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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