Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Where do birds go to drink?

What is another name for a cow?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?