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Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Bears love exotic cars.

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?