What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
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