What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why don't ants get sick?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's black and white and red all over?