Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?