Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What car always breaks the rules?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

How does a squid go into battle?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did one angel say to the other angel?