What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What is a horse's favorite sport?