Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What food is a man's best friend?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
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