What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call a pig thief?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Which president loved to take baths?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?