What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why are cars magic?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?