What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do Scottish toads play?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?