What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?