Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why did the barber win the race?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?