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What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What is the strongest animal?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's a cat's favorite snack?