What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which former US President was always cold?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
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