Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?