What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

How do billboards talk?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?