How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

The museum curator needed a break.

What animals make the best students?

When do cows get tired?