Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?