What animals make the best baseball players?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

How do automobiles fly?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?