What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?