What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

I'm not a bad putter.

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Where do pigs love to take naps?