What's the difference between soccer and football?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

I'm not a bad putter.

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why are frogs always happy?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?