What do you call a tired tree?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What does a dog say before eating?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do bees chew?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?