What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?