How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was the pirate late for work?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
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