How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call an old snowman?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What day never takes itself seriously?
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