Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do cats love to work?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?