What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the fish blush?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?