How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did summer say to spring?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do you call an Irish spider?