Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?