Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which cats love to be petted?
How do frogs get to work?
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