Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
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Why was the musician arrested?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
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What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do hamsters come from?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
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