What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How did the tree get lost?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did spring break up with winter?