Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Why do bees buzz?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do bears keep cool?
It's allergy season again?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
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