What kind of bird can write?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?