What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

How does a taco bless the table?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?