What do ducks get after they eat?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?