Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do bees say in the summer?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?