What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What bee is good for your health?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why was the musician arrested?