What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

How do bears keep cool?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Families are like fudge.

Why was the mime upset?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?