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What time does everyone love to drink?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

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What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?