What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?