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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What is a table you can eat?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?