What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What goes zzub, zzub?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

How is life like toilet paper?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?