Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do farmers do on February 14th?