What game does pasta always play at recess?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why do people always trip on September 22?