Why did the mountain ace its math test?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Where do surfers go to school?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?