What did the calf play in the school band?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What is the best day to go to the beach?