Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do naked fish play with?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you call a sad latte?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where does cheese invest its money?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?