What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Where do German dogs sleep?