What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?