How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

I broke my finger!

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What words make the best athletes?