Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?