What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?