What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why was the dog overweight?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?