Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
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Why did the airplane get grounded?
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Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
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What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the bunny upset?
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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where are average things manufactured?
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