What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What bird is losing its hair?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?