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What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Who invented fractions?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?