What part of a fish weighs the most?

How does a penguin build its house?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?