What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call an old snowman?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?