Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why do mice need oiling?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?