If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?