What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
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