What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?