What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why did the echo get detention?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?