I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What vegetables do librarians like?

How do bees get to school?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?