What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What animal knows kung fu?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?