What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What's a henway?

What do math teachers eat?

Who invented fractions?

Families are like fudge.

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?