Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Which is the worst season?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?