Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

How does the sun listen to music?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?