What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Which family member has tusks?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What are the strongest days of the week?