Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
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Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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