Why was the fabric always laughing?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?