What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Where do books sleep?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?