What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
Why are turtles so shy?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
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