What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What animal styles their hair every day?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?