What do you call an Irish spider?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call the dog magician?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What day of the week do chickens hide?