What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
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