What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
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