Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
Families are like fudge.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
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