My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the cat go to medical school?