Which relative loves rice?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What did one firefly say to the other?

How did the tree get lost?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Do you have the best ceiling?