Families are like fudge.

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?