What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Where would you find an elephant?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?