Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?