Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why is winter considered holy?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?