What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?