Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?