Which former US President was always cold?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?