Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Which state has the best streets?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the frog have a long face?