What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?