Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Which computer won the talent show?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?