What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What did the wolf say to the flea?