Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What animal loves Indian food?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?