Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?