What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What did March say to the madness?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?