She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?