Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How do you raise a baby elephant?